Hey Dude, Nikko here.  The foster lady said I had to tell you about myself so here goes.  I am a three year-old twenty pound male schnauzer, like you can’t tell that from the picture.

I was found wandering the streets looking for some action and a lady stopped and picked me up.  She said she ran an ad but no one claimed me.  Who needs them anyways?  I am just going to find myself a new home where I am appreciated.

Well the folks here took me to the vet and I tested positive for something called heartworms.  They gave me treatments to kill the little rodents and I have been quiet for a while now.  Really quiet because they took my manhood too, something called neutering.  I got all my vaccinations too.  How many times were they gonna hurt a mans pride or rather behind?  Well they are done now and I am ready for you to adopt me.

I am crate trained and have been loose in the house.  I show proper manners inside and haven't had an accident.  I like food and woulnd't ever miss a meal.

I do admit I can talk a lot if I feel like it.  But just tell me, hey dude be quiet, and I can take it and do what you ask.

You have to fill out an application to adopt me so e-mail bbkeok@sbcglobal.net and ask for one.  I almost forgot they are asking an adoption fee of $150.00 for me but I think I am worth it.